george carlin

     

George Denis Patrick Carlin (born May 12, 1937) is a Grammy-winning American stan-up comedian, actor, and author.

Trivia about george carlin

  • "Hippy Dippy" comic who offered, "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten"
  • "This is Al Sleet, your hippie-dippie weatherman"
  • Some of his "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" are now said on TV, especially cable
  • Counterculture comic who favored us with his "Brain Droppings"
  • "If a bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?" he wrote in his book "Brain Droppings"
  • Sadly, we'll never again hear this comedian do his "7 words you can never say on TV" routine
  • By George! He noted, "Football is concerned with downs...baseball is concerned with ups! Who's up? Are you up? I'm not up!"
  • This "Brain Droppings" author said, "If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire"
  • A 5-4 Supreme Court ruling in a 1978 case about his "filthy words" gave the FCC the ability to censor TV broadcasts
  • ...who hosted the premiere episode of "Saturday Night Live" in 1975
  • 2000:"Braindroppings"
  • This comedian wrote, "I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious"

Tweets about george carlin

  • Gostei de um vídeo do @YouTube George Carlin - Unmasked with George Carlin
  • “That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin.
  • RT @ChumelTorres: Si la comedia tuviera un Miguel Ángel, ese sería George Carlin. https://t.co/QrsIG5I69a
  • RT @Tamahaddad: @NeutrallyLegit George Carlin on national pride: نبي نسخه عربية من المرحوم
  • Si la comedia tuviera un Miguel Ángel, ese sería George Carlin. https://t.co/QrsIG5I69a
  • This guy tried to tell that because he's never heard of George Carlin that he must not be that funny or a legend.
  • When George Carlin tells me "You're Fucked Kid" to my questions with endless giggles I realize my purpose in life. #PsychicWorld #Channeling
  • RT @presentationzen: "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - George Carlin
  • #NowWatching George Carlin, RIP dude, you were funny as hell.
  • “That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”―George Carlin
  • “I think I am, therefore, I am...I think.” ~George Carlin
  • @TruckersJourney @TruckersReport #truckerschat George Carlin was the king
  • RT @TheEyeOfControl: George Carlin
  • @TruckersReport ahh way too many to mention but Richard Pryor & George Carlin are ones i listened to recently.
  • George Carlin
  • “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” ~George Carlin
  • Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
  • RT @ProNetworkBuild: "The reason I talk to myself is because I?m the only one whose answers I accept." - George Carlin
  • @alanBStardmp @cosmiclandmine @BradCabana i like george carlin's idea https://t.co/B1IePdZ6Md
  • On Anorexia "The rich cunt dont wanna eat? Fuck her" - George Carlin. =))))
  • RT @TheBlackList: I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. -George Carlin #comedy
  • I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ― George Carlin
  • @NaNa316 @SimonJHoverSr - did you know George carlin was a narrator on Thomas the train?
  • @liisaladouceur "There are no bad words. [There are] Bad thoughts, bad intentions, and words." -George Carlin
  • @AdamSerwer #NYC police struggling w decency these days. I find George carlin can be helpful in situations like this
  • There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ― George Carlin
  • @KeiserReport its calked the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
  • If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed. ― George Carlin
  • RT @Planoltom: See last tweet Western Media Don't tell me this is George Carlin - It's a big club and you ain't in it.mp4:
  • I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. -George Carlin #comedy
  • @lamalditafran Tarantino, George Carlin y Charlie Sheen
  • RT @qikipedia: The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - GEORGE CARLIN (1937-2008)
  • By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. ― George Carlin
  • "Meow” means “woof” in cat." ~ George Carlin #peace #love #joy
  • Мне понравилось видео "조지 칼린 - 나는 투표 안 해! George Carlin - I don't vote."
  • @SirWaterwraith I think you would REALLY love George Carlin.
  • Ateizm peygambersiz bir organizasyondur. --George Carlin
  • If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin
  • George Carlin on psychedelics
  • George Carlin - The Rothschilds Control America: via @YouTube
  • RT @rolfpink: "@davidleck: The late, great George Carlin... Always a guy who nailed the message perfectly. He'd hav…
  • Love a bit of George Carlin.
  • george carlin's videos though
  • You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin
  • RT @comedybot: Is there another word for synonym? -George Carlin ☺
  • @sternshow George Carlin? Lenny Bruce?
  • "Meow” means “woof” in cat." — George Carlin
  • RT"@comedybot: Is there another word for synonym? -George Carlin ☺
  • Humpty dumpty yok.tanrı da yok.ve hiçbir zaman olmadı. --George Carlin
  • "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth." George Carlin