intestines

     

In anatomy, the intestine is the segment of the alimentary canal extening from the stomach to the anus and, in humans and other mammals, consists of two segments, the small intestine and the large intestine. In humans, the small intestine is further subdivided into the duodenum, jejunum and ileum while the large intestine is subdivided into the cecum and colon.

Trivia about intestines

  • Now you know -- borborygmus is the technical term for the noises made by these long organs, not the stomach
  • This long & winding portion of the alimentary canal is divided into small & large sections

Tweets about intestines

  • @oceanician I came back from Greece with the devil in my intestines.
  • @MandaaPandaa_12 my mom because of what the hospital will do to me . It's my intestines if you wanna know text me lol. It's gross
  • RT @manupwinchester: SAMS FACE WHEN HE SEES DEANS BLACK EYES RIP OUT MY INTESTINES ITLL HURT LESS
  • @konoshins I'm not an expert on birdinatomy but I'm pretty sure that isn't its intestines. It's its tummy. You're supposed to pat it.
  • Crina doesn't let me drink too much Cola. She says my intestines will explode, k-kyu...
  • I'll disembowel all of you and stretch out your warm, rubbery intestines.
  • It's COME not CUM -__-"@HawtSauce28: How again?"@MZ_EVON: Spell it right n I will ^^^ "@HawtSauce28: Cum help me"@MZ_EVON: Taa! Intestines
  • Ughn lemon water vs my intestines, Round 1, fight!
  • idk man but if wed have a whos the most violent award i could laugh my intestines out
  • @CheapyD You can't have carbs, but you can have more intestines.
  • Pre 8-4 party yakitori with bonus chicken intestines and macaroni salad
  • RT @AsNatIntended: Peppermint oil has an anti-spasmodic action, and calms the smooth muscles of the stomach and intestines.
  • Asking for leaves: Me: Function, Family issues, no small intestines.. Boss: NO Girl asking for leaves: Her: Leav.. Boss: Ok only 2 months.
  • Is it ungrateful to wish the cats would change up their gifts once in a while? It's a mouse with its intestines hanging out *every* morning.
  • RT @Ashley_Alaska: I'm super cute in that hang you upside down and eviscerate your abdomen so I can use your intestines to jump rope kind o…
  • RT @redfivetwo: Your physical results come back with "severe concentrations of bone citadels in the lungs and intestines." #ominousevents
  • RT @TraceyJeanne_: @FrankIero I showed my mom the weighted music video & she said "that young man has some serious issues" bc you jumproped…
  • RT @TraceyJeanne_: @FrankIero I'm bringing my mom to your concert tomorrow she says please don't rip out her intestines & jump rope with th…
  • Bladder and large intestines cleared out. Let's do this! 19 entrants right now but that should go up. Re-entry too.
  • @SabrinaAnnLynn @pipercurda Yes u both have a heart, a small intestines, a large intestines, an esophagus, etc.
  • Whenever I ask my mom whats for dinner she always responds w something weird like pig intestines MOM STOP JUST TELL ME WHAT IM GONNA EAT
  • @shareniebear there waiting till you sleep to crawl in to your mouth and hibernate in you intestines >_<
  • @AA_Raven YIKES IM SORRY DONT MAKE MY INTESTINES BURST!!! Seriously please don't it hurts most to grow them back
  • @harliejoy rather than shove a tube down my throat into my intestines, they're havin me go glutenfree for 2 weeks & go back with my results.
  • Armadillos can inflate their stomachs and intestines with air and float across the water.
  • The chlorophyll in green veggies can help you lower your blood pressure, strengthen your intestines, reduce stress and it’s a mild diuretic
  • Large king kong meal and a pint of iron bru before rugby not a fantastic idea, today I learnt that lesson. Intestines are deffo UNhappy.
  • "The victims intestines fall from the ceiling directly onto Hodgins face." #bones #tvtag
  • *RIPS HIS INTESTINES OUT AND EATS THEM*
  • Pigs ears are bad like, hearts and intestines I can deal with but nee lugs