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  • Aii "@Dj_kimono: Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!! #Yo_mamaJokes"
  • Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!! #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so fat that she played the part of the iceberg in the film Titanic. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so fat that half of her body is still in last week! #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so ugly she can’t even attract mosquitos! #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so fat that when Dracula drank her blood she gave him diabetes. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • RT @RealBabymouth: TF! "@Dj_kimono: Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!. #Yo_mamaJokes"
  • Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless phone. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please. #Yo_mamaJokes
  • TF! "@Dj_kimono: Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!. #Yo_mamaJokes"
  • RT @RealBabymouth: TF! "@Dj_kimono: Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions. #Yo_mamaJokes"
  • Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!. #Yo_mamaJokes