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  • My mom keeps calling black Friday, happy Friday 😒 I correct her every single time and she still doesn't catch on #momisms
  • @CaseyHull You had your dream job! It was worth it and you wouldn't change a thing! #momisms
  • Mom - "It's not easy being green." Me - "No, it is not." Mom - "So will you pick blue then?" -_- #StuffMomSays #Moms #Momisms
  • #Momisms taught by #Liberals include, "a penny saved is a penny yearned."
  • Today's daily text from Karen includes a new place #wifiland #momisms
  • If you are using the word "you" too much, it's not going to make you happy...or anyone else either.
  • RT @starbucksprtnrs: Wow!! 😍 RT @erika_mcintire: Barista Guillermo's artwork in Melrose always amazes me! So cool! #SbuxBos
  • RT @ShanikaNBoston: @Shes_Phresher only when you up to know good #momisms
  • @Shes_Phresher only when you up to know good #momisms
  • The substitutes my mother makes for cursing are often funnier than the situations warranting the bad language in the first place. #momisms
  • "I wore this with my jeggers!" - #mom "Do you mean your #jeggings?" - @linds_zee12 #momisms Wish you were there for it @JulieCox1 HAHA
  • "5 seconds of Luke" - @LizzieBVT #Momisms
  • Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane. #momisms #WisdomWednesdays
  • (Follow-up to follow-up) My mom drove for 40+ years, btw. #momisms
  • (Follow-up) She was unsuccessful in starting the car. Because she didn't turn the key. #momisms
  • "Could you get the car running for me, Ma?" "How does it work?" "Have you ever started a car before!? It works like that." #momisms
  • @LambertyL girl I know I've already caught myself using some of your "momisms" - much easier saying no than being told no 😉😘
  • Momisms, Quotes and Thoughts on Motherhood God Plans, Happy, Sons, So True, My Children, Daughters, Kids, Mothers…
  • "Bob Marley one drop?! Like the black rule?! Can they sell this in stores?" -#Momisms
  • Mom: I used to like baseball. But this town doesn't have a baseball team. Me: Ma, the Reds.... *stale face* Mom: Oh yeah! ✋😒 #momisms
  • What #Momisms do you find yourself using again and again and again? #motherhood
  • The 7 Deadly Sins of Beauty: One of my favorite and most enduring Momisms from my childhood is “The only diffe...
  • watching @packers game, #mom says "oh look they're 'throwbacking' tonight" throwbacking: v. to wear a throwback Jersey. #facepalm #momisms
  • As you can see, this is the place to be. #fireplace#cozy#kitties#winterinarizona
  • "I only follow you on Instagram - why should I follow anyone else?" #momisms
  • "Cardologist" = cardiologist "Runraveling" = unraveling #Momisms
  • If a woman speaks and no one listens.....her name is probably #mom! #truth #mommymoments #momisms #lifeofamom #whydoieventry
  • *listening to thrift shop* "is this that snl band with Justin Timberlake and Adam Sandler? " #momisms #howdoiexplain
  • We're watching Sportscenter highlights and my mom says "Boy, Illinois sucks." #momisms
  • Mom: *Glances up at a car* "Oh, it's a Polaris!" Dad: "No, it's a Solara." Mom: "The 'P' is silent." #ShesHilarious #Momisms
  • Mom confession: I wear a stocking hat to cover up my disheveled hair, not for warmth in the winter! #Momisms
  • "I have no idea where we are. If you pushed me out if the car and said 'WALK HOME, BITCH', I wouldn't." #momisms
  • Really? And how old are we?
  • "it's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant." #momisms #ilyma
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