rectum

     

The rectum (from the Latin rectum intestinum, meaning straight intestine) is the final straight portion of the large intestine in some mammals, an the gut in others, terminating in the anus. The human rectum is about 12 cm long. At its commencement its caliber is similar to that of the sigmoid colon, but near its termination it is dilated, forming the rectal ampulla.

Tweets about rectum

  • @RobGeorge Rectum? Damn near ... nevermind @SahilCDesai @MelissaTweets
  • RT @RobGeorge: @SahilCDesai When it comes to damaging a franchise, that one play damn near rectum. #Jets @MelissaTweets @JazzShaw
  • @SahilCDesai When it comes to damaging a franchise, that one play damn near rectum. #Jets @MelissaTweets @JazzShaw
  • RT @Homofobie: New York pastor’s wild ‘rectum’ rant: NASA Voyager probe proved ‘homos’ are perv... | via @faithinamerica
  • when you're looking to get your rectum dilated, we can help!
  • RT @littlestolive: "My rectum was... like.... in shreds." - Brianna on my arrival.
  • "My rectum was... like.... in shreds." - Brianna on my arrival.
  • I remember back in '09 when @slawing91 used to shove water hoses in his rectum
  • RT @Dano094: Only in US can @johnboehner starve 3.5 mil LTU kids by blocking #RenewUI & call it "better economy". Crawl deeper in Koch's r…
  • I feel a burning sensation in my rectum when I see Harry wearing the ring Paige gave him and its not a nice feeling
  • RT @JuanesBby: @France_Blanche t'as du te faire tourner dans une cave par des africains pour avoir autant de haine. Ca va ton rectum?
  • Im sorry if I'm just this stupid, but, are there pills you actually "take" in your rectum?
  • i hate it when people send me links to their fan fictions with no caption like what do u want me to do with it? shove it up your rectum?
  • Snap of the day goes to Alex "Im learning way too much about the rectum for a pharmacist" Brewer
  • Seth managing to take a picture from the phone he keeps stashed deep in his own rectum. Impressive stuff.
  • @Pooch_ITI FUCK YOU AND YOUR TINY RECTUM
  • @irishirr Now to get someone to say "rectum."
  • I keep running into Pakistani imbeciles & am told, they are the exception. Really?Here is another flag-waving rectum
  • User will insert into rectum to gauge amount of straight privilege they have. If they clench up and body temp rises device will respond 4/5
  • Must read: Fran O'Sullivan reports from inside John Key's rectum and gets trashed by reader comments. EPIC FAIL :)
  • RT @teamKATHNIEL: To those who are asking what Tumbong means: As for Google Translate, TUMBONG is RECTUM. Hahahaha.
  • “@teamKATHNIEL: To those who are asking what Tumbong means: As for Google Translate, TUMBONG is RECTUM. Hahahaha.”
  • “@teamKATHNIEL: To those who are asking what Tumbong means: As for Google Translate, TUMBONG is RECTUM. Hahahaha.”😊😂
  • Ang tumbong (Ingles: rectum, mula sa Latin: rectum intestinum, ay ang pinakahuling tuwid na bahagi ng malaking bituka,, GETS NIYO? TANGA!!!
  • To those who are asking what Tumbong means: As for Google Translate, TUMBONG is RECTUM. Hahahaha.
  • I wonder what it feels like to have a CEO’s hand firmly shoved up ones rectum. #mongellopuppet
  • @ngboardway yell Ben rectum
  • In case you were curious, yes, Gus Malzahn still has that horseshoe safely stored in his rectum.
  • @__BrightLean I die @ rectum rangers.
  • @iHateScottieToo tickles my rectum sis
  • Bum Bum Bandits & Rectum Rangers Need to go
  • Kilig rectum 😂😂😂
  • RT @maisiejpg: @vampireweebend inserts a carrot into your rectum
  • @vampireweebend inserts a carrot into your rectum
  • Door needs to be unlocked when I poop. I like a loose door and a loose rectum.
  • My dad can be a pain in the rectum but he's also chill af
  • @ZeeshuAf don't worry, we'll take yo mother and make her rectum equivalent to the size that a 737 fits in :( @hached
  • @miniminter7 can i pop ur rectum, i really want to #baconburp
  • @ThisIsTayls @wikvn @lauradellana climb into my rectum
  • @rachelmcfallon @JahridOverby I prefer rectum
  • @synionz i hope your rectum spew roaches.
  • To the woman that decided to stop in moving traffic: hope u get to dr quickly to have yr head removed from yr rectum!
  • Nokia lumia's are rectum
  • 0wned by DodePersie #DodeOnTTI ~ In Mongolia it was believed that sprinkling powdered wolf rectum on food was thought to cure hemorrhoids.
  • RT @CianxOBrien: @MusicToDarcy You could have been dating the keyboardist and vocalist for The Rectum Bleedeth Imagine that Hahahahhaahhaha…
  • @MusicToDarcy You could have been dating the keyboardist and vocalist for The Rectum Bleedeth Imagine that Hahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahah
  • Stick your opinion polls right up your rectum
  • Much to my chagrin, not one person has made any kind of effort to put anything in my rectum. Not a finger, or tube or rodent or anything.
  • Only in US can @johnboehner starve 3.5 mil LTU kids by blocking #RenewUI & call it "better economy". Crawl deeper in Koch's rectum, John!
  • @NadiaHorror Not sure if they have an XL, but they have this one.