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Tweets about redneck jokes

  • #MightBeARedneckIf You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair.
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  • RT @TheQuinnspiracy: Radio ad overheard "hi im jeff foxworthy. you probably know my redneck jokes. but do you know what isn't funny? childh…
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
  • Might be a Redneck if... Your outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf In the delivery room, your husband says, "That's worse than skinning a deer!"
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf You taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf People are afraid to touch your bathrobe.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You only have eight teeth and four of them are molars.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
  • I didn't know I had so many redneck jokes haha #TucsonSpeedwayNASCAR
  • #MightBeARedneckIf The ASPCA raids yer kitchen. - #RedneckJokes
  • @igglephile @spacemnkymafia hey, Jeff Foxworthy claims he was inspired to tell You Might Be A Redneck jokes when he was in Detroit.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf When your family gets together, there's an empty K-Mart somewhere.
  • RT @MontalvoMichael: @nick_montalvo @SirWininger and I just spent 10 minutes makes stupid redneck jokes. It was nice.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back, and they don't want it.
  • @nick_montalvo @SirWininger and I just spent 10 minutes makes stupid redneck jokes. It was nice.
  • You Might be a Redneck if... Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf In the delivery room, your husband says, "That's worse than skinning a deer!"
  • RT @banditref: Lawd at the folks from Mississippi un-ironically making redneck jokes. #smh
  • They ignore who their mascot is & team colors RT @banditref Lawd at the folks from Mississippi un-ironically making redneck jokes. #smh
  • Lawd at the folks from Mississippi un-ironically making redneck jokes. #smh
  • I love going places with my dad and everyone knows his name and it's just small town conversation and redneck jokes 😊
  • Famous last words of a Redneck: "Hey! I got it!" - #RedneckJokes
  • People from Mississippi who make redneck jokes about Alabama are pretty stupid. YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI
  • Seriously, all the hillbilly/redneck jokes at Gameday aren't even funny considering the fact that MISSISSIPPI IS THE SAME AS ALABAMA
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf Your fax cover sheets make any mention of the word, "livestock".
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Your fax cover sheets make any mention of the word, "livestock".
  • #MightBeARedneckIf There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You clean the inside of your house with a water hose.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You and your wife have matching "His & Hers" tobacco pouches.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf The Orkin man tells you "give up; you've lost."
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
  • RT @RedneckBubbba: #MightBeARedneckIf You think the stock market has a fence around it.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Your wife's best dress is made out of feed-sack material.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf Your checks have pictures of dogs fighting.
  • #MightBeARedneckIf You think the stock market has a fence around it.