toilet paper

     

Toilet paper is a soft paper prouct used to maintain personal hygiene after human defecation or urination. It differs in composition somewhat from facial tissue, and is designed to decompose in septic tanks, which some other bathroom and facial tissues do not. Most septic tank manufacturers advise against using paper products that are non-septic tank safe. Different names are used for toilet paper in countries around the world, including "loo roll/paper", "toilet roll", "dunny roll/paper", "bog roll", "TP", or "bathroom/toilet tissue". There are also numerous vulgar slang terms, such as "bumph", "bum fodder", "crack wipe", "shit tickets" or "ass wipes".

Trivia about toilet paper

  • The Scott brothers sold rolls of this in 1890; 2-ply came later
  • Shortly after "¿Donde esta el baño?", you might have to ask, "¿Tienes mas papel higienico?" do you have more of this?
  • Walter Alcock perforated this bathroom product in the 1870s
  • By 1890 the Scott brothers rolled more of this paper product into U.S. homes than any other company

Found pages about toilet paper

Tweets about toilet paper

  • RT @amytheho: Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
  • RT @NADiff_apart: 【NEW】『KENZINE』vol.2 マウリツィオ・カッテランの手掛けるマガジン『TOILET PAPER』と、ファッションブランドKENZOのコラボ第二弾。トイレットペーパーのシュールでキッチュなヴィジュアルのテンションは変わらず htt…
  • Toilet paper tuna at #EP2014 https://t.co/cr5QWfxpQQ
  • Cool I'm the only one up and there's no toilet paper 🆘🆘🆘
  • Having a toilet paper fight in revs last night for Chloe's 21st 😂😂 @Chloe_Bampton @JessSimmons19 @RebeccaSugden
  • RT @CHlLDHOODRUINER: when u completely out of toilet paper and someone stole ur belt
  • I've made a terrible mistake, there isn't any spare toilet paper in here and there's like 20 squares left on the current roll
  • RT @pejamistri: Commercial Liberals will use Javed Hashmi like a single reusable toilet paper
  • @KingandKids @auntierez @strohreads @knott_michele Happy Sunday! Finished Brown Girl & Sisters...reading Death by Toilet Paper...all gr8t!
  • Commercial Liberals will use Javed Hashmi like a single reusable toilet paper
  • @billzucker Don't Bother Stealing Toilet Paper From The Fastfood Giants Bill - It 's Like Barbed Wire. #Ouch
  • RT @DennisLWeaver: When she put the toilet paper roll on going under and not over, I suddenly realized we weren't going to make it.
  • @Nadav_Mor nope. Toilet paper depends on money to sustain. So does trainer industry. 1000 J sales are irrelevant. Cashflow is.
  • New paper not counted should be renamed toilet paper
  • Would you still pee if there's no toilet paper? — I luv this question but I probs wouldn't
  • When you're on the toilet and you run outta toilet paper
  • ... I'm making a shirt that says "Yes I'm Casper and no, you can't keep me" or "No, I will not throw you a roll of toilet paper"
  • Venezuela's supermarkets don't have enough food. Or toilet paper. Or, well, anything really.
  • "Right now IGA is my favorite place to buy toilet paper on sale." -Dave #firecrackermansaid
  • #Mash would you rather Sandpaper as toilet paper or Hot sauce as eye drops?!
  • #mash would you rather eat a whole roll of used toilet paper or a whole box of used tissues? (I know it's gross I'm sorry)
  • Thanks to whoever TP'd our house last night.. Nice try... Oh and thanks for the free toilet paper you left half a roll 👏
  • I want to be your toilet paper so I can touch your but✋ @Nashgrier @TheMattEspinosa #Mash #Mash #Mash #Mash
  • @SamuelChhor8 told me to bring toilet paper for my flight to Romania. Thanks Sam 😂
  • #mash crinkle or fold toilet paper
  • #Mash would you rather be a toilet or toilet paper
  • yeah I was talking about toilet paper earlier so what, sue me
  • RT @MommyBlogExpert: 30ft High Toilet Paper Tube Empire State Building Replica in New York sends #eco message to public #TosstheTube http:…
  • @TheMattEspinosa @Nashgrier do you like your toilet paper folded or crumbled btw I love you guys #mash
  • Grimacing slightly, he thought wistfully of the combination of cafeteria food and 2-ply toilet paper
  • #Mash what's your favourite toilet paper
  • "@TEV1N_: "no toilet paper,goodbye socks.""
  • @TheMattEspinosa @Nashgrier do you like your toilet paper folded or crumbled btw I love you guys ❤️
  • RT @TEV1N_: "no toilet paper,goodbye socks."
  • --Am I going to Colectivo for coffee or because the boys are out of toilet paper. Who can say, Enya, who can say.
  • @TheMattEspinosa @Nashgrier do you like your toilet paper folded or crumbled btw I love you guys
  • May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.
  • No Toilet Paper, Goodbye Socks!
  • I love the ⅛th ply toilet paper in our house
  • RT @keilaguard: "Toilet paper was the enemy, man!" -@_shleighgraham
  • Worst part about Michigan so far is the toilet paper
  • Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Seriously, who is not buying it?
  • #mash do you guys fold or crumple your toilet paper?
  • Bison football is just around the corner Trying to order my custom jersey but they won't put "emergency toilet paper" on the back #rolltribe
  • @TheMattEspinosa @Nashgrier #Mash do you crumble or fold your toilet paper?
  • had to use baby whipez bc we had no toilet paper
  • RT @mindintheshadow: Out of the millions of species of animals on this earth, humans are the only ones who have to use toilet paper. Expla…
  • Because the toilet paper has quilted puppies on it. That's why.
  • Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, We're out of toilet paper, Not a problem, Not a problem, Use a newspaper. Spurgle gurgle parp.
  • Lets stick to carpet cleaning right now toilet paper takes way more money! @G_Talamante18