Vasectomy is a surgical proceure in which the vasa deferentia of a man are cut for the purpose of sterilization. There are some variations on the procedure such as no-scalpel (keyhole) vasectomies, in which a surgical hook, rather than a scalpel, is used to enter the scrotum. Another type of vasectomy which may reduce the risk of chronic pain could be the so-called "open ended" vasectomy. A "normal" vasectomy typically seals both ends of the vas deferens with stitches, heat, or both, after cutting. The open-ended vasectomy seals only the top end of the vas. With this method sperm are free to spill out from the lower severed end of the vas thus avoiding any build-up of pressure. The likelihood of long-term testicular pain from "backup pressure" seems to be eliminated using this method.

Trivia about vasectomy

  • This surgery, cutting the vas deferens, makes a vast difference in male fertility

Tweets about vasectomy

  • "I'm in the vasectomy reversal game," said Peter, hoping his lie might prompt someone at the table to reveal the truth behind his lost nuts.
  • @ItRBeingNadine hahaha ny but I didn't go all the way this time.& you usually aren't a big typer :P but you had a vasectomy of the throat!:P
  • Don't forget your frozen bag of peas ..RT @OhThatGuy87: I'd much rather get a vasectomy than be at work today.
  • RT @AnnieSprinkle: Why does Hobby Lobby insurance cover male birth control but not female birth control. IUD not OK,…
  • At the speed awareness course. Looks like the waiting room at a vasectomy clinic
  • I'm an old man. I got a vasectomy 15 years ago. Every week I play golf with my friends and we like to talk about college football.
  • I'd much rather get a vasectomy than be at work today.
  • "​Judge Orders Father of 7 to Get a Vasectomy" good read
  • #WhatILearnedToday Maybe I could've talked hubs into a vasectomy had I called it a "tender uncoupling." #Ouch
  • Judge abt to order me to get a vasectomy
  • مجلس وازکتومی را به جریمه نقدی تبدیل کرد #آخرین_خبرها
  • Cul-de-sac - A German term used to describe a vasectomy #punsr @punsr
  • RT @fillthevacuum: At a first birthday party and just went in the bathroom and gave myself a vasectomy.
  • @JudysJugs @speckykweer about as funny as getting a vasectomy
  • RT @blaha_b: @BoonieKane @RickM1945 / Give it time. Remember though, they don't interfere with procreation. Done corps do cover vasectomy…
  • @GrahamSmyth "grimacing like a man undergoing an unanaesthetised vasectomy"
  • [email protected] how in heck is my wife pregnant if I've had a vasectomy? my doctor is going to get an earful from me Monday!
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  • Plan to ban vasectomies in #Iran mocked online via @Observers
  • Cartoonist @ManaNeyestani's take on banning birth control means & vasectomy in #Iran 2 double population, by the gov
  • So, if I were a boss and didn't want to cover a guy's vasectomy for religious reasons, we're cool with that, right?
  • Just got a vasectomy at Jo-Ann Fabrics
  • Very confused by the line Hobby Lobby lawyers draw between birth control for women and vasectomy for men.
  • "Wow you're by far the hottest girl working here. Hi I'm Kevin and I've had a vasectomy." ~ me picking up chicks at Hobby Lobby
  • Hobby Lobby okays vasectomy (only purpose is birth control) but opposes women's contraception, which often treats serious medical conditions
  • [Bane voice] The vasectomy was a success.
  • RT @markrogers2011: 😈💘👿 "Congratulations on finally tying the knot! - happy vasectomy!"
  • 😈💘👿 "Congratulations on finally tying the knot! - happy vasectomy!"
  • In unusual plea deal, Virginia man agrees to a vasectomy - Washington Post
  • RT @mstluvstrinkets: On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they'll want me to remove my socks?*. I don't know what he thin…
  • In unusual plea deal, Virginia man agrees to a vasectomy #DC
  • How do you have a triple vasectomy???
  • "The Myths and Realities of a Vasectomy" by PETER JARET via NYT #petalinews
  • Got tired of dodgeball, so I got a vasectomy.