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Jeffrey M. Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American stan-up comedian, actor and game show host. He is presently the host of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? on FOX.

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  • You might be a redneck if you wait at the fish hatchery to follow the trout truck...
  • You might be a redneck if: You have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
  • You might be a redneck if: You think the "A drive" is where you park your pickup.
  • You might be a redneck if: You have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
  • RT @DoubleYourCheck: You might be a #redneck if this is for you!
  • You might be a #redneck if this is for you!
  • You might be a redneck if: You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.
  • You might be a redneck if: You think Geocities is a place to buy little cars.
  • @stopyoulies White people call each other redneck all the time there is a famous white comedian who says you might be a redneck if
  • #FunnyJoke You might be a redneck if... Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
  • You might be a redneck if: Part of Your computer is held together with duct tape.
  • You might be a redneck if: Your computer has a bumper sticker on it.
  • You might be a redneck if: You think ICQ is how smart your computer is.
  • You might be a redneck if� three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. Jeff Foxworthy
  • You might be a redneck if: Someone tells you that your computer has a bug an you reach for the can of Raid.
  • You might be a redneck if: You catch yourself trying to smell the little flower on your ICQ contact list.
  • You might be a redneck if: You sees the word "Refresh" and reach into the cooler for another beer.
  • You might be a redneck if� you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. Jeff Foxworthy
  • #CleanJokes You might be a redneck if... A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of impr...
  • Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A Redneck If... 2015 Day-to-Day Calendar... #jeff
  • You might be a redneck if... You burn your yard rather than mow it.
  • You might be a redneck if... You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
  • You might be a redneck if... Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
  • You might be a redneck if... You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
  • You might be a redneck if... There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
  • You might be a redneck if... You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
  • You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. - Jeff Foxworthy
  • RT @TMZ_Politics: You might be a redneck if Rob Lowe creeps you out more than Super Creepy @RobLowe
  • You might be a redneck if Rob Lowe creeps you out more than Super Creepy @RobLowe
  • You might be a redneck if: You think MB stands for "More Beer."
  • #FunnyJoke You might be a redneck if... The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
  • You might be a redneck if: You think CD stands for Cow Dung.
  • You might be a redneck if: Your yard is full of old computers stacked on cinder blocks.
  • You might be a redneck if: You try to turn on your computer with the remote.
  • You might be a redneck...if your back porch lawnchair sittin on the patio of an apartment.
  • You might be a redneck if: You see the "shift" key and try to figure out how to change gears.
  • You might be a redneck if: You see the word "Zip" and know why you were feeling a draft.
  • #FunnyJoke You might be a redneck if... The local airport drops a load of fertilizer on final approach.
  • You might be a redneck if...you only went down on one knee to propose because you were so drunk at the time.
  • You might be a redneck if: You stomach overlaps half of your keyboard.
  • You might be a redneck if: You give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
  • You might be a redneck if : the Halloween pumpkin on you porch has more teeth than your spouse .
  • You might be a redneck if: Your screen saver is a confederate flag and plays Dixie.
  • You might be a redneck if: You've ever been too drunk to chat.
  • Just wrote 'windows' as 'winders'. You might be a redneck if...
  • You might be a redneck if you put your chairs out in the rain and bring them in when the sun is shining#amwriting
  • You might be a redneck if: You think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.
  • You might be a #redneck if you regard splitting a 12-pack as #foreplay! 😈
  • You might be a redneck if: Your in a chat room and someone asks where your from and you reply, "My momma."
  • You might be a redneck if: When birds fly across your screen you reach for Your shotgun.